Cubs committed to mascot with no pants
The Cubs now have an official mascot named “Clark”. Clark is a “bear-cub mascot”, and Clark does not wear pants. Possibly ever. This seems like a really odd way to promote a more family friendly environment at Wrigley, but that’s not my call.
As a bonus, Clark’s team page clearly displays the team’s 2014 slogan – “Committed”. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.