Redbird Abbey

10
Jan
2014
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Imagine Mike Matheny as Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham or Tony Cruz as Mrs. Patmore the cook at Downton Abbey.  Granted, Allen Craig is no Michelle Dockery, but that’s not to take anything away from how good he looks in a sleeveless plum colored dress.  Now imagine most of your favorite Cardinals as Downton Abbey [...]

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TheRiot ends TOOTBLAN era

07
Jan
2014
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TOOTBLAN – Thrown out on the basepaths like a nincompoop.  The acronym was created just for Ryan Theriot, and the standard bearer of TOOTBLANs has decided to walk away from the game after 8 thrilling years of mediocre baseball.

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Last week’s Braggin’ Rights game notwithstanding, fans of the Fighting Illini know a thing or two about choking. In basketball, no team has more NCAA tournament wins (40) without ever winning a national title. The last time the football team won a bowl game on New Year’s Day, Jeff George was considered a promising future [...]

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“Cardinals” You’ve never seen a diamond like at Busch. We laugh at broken fields of dreams like at Wrigley. But we’re proud of the street address, In a jacked-up town, no chalk outline around me.

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A three-year, $17.5 million contract extension buys a lot of Puppy Chow.  It also gives Alexander Steen a lot of time to burst ovaries as a member of the St Louis chapter of “Hockey Players and Puppies” club.

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Rally Squirrel finishes Chasing Tail

10
Dec
2013
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Seeking to cash in during his 15 minutes of fame, Rally Squirrel has released an extremely detailed and sordid autobiography that will shock and awe you.  Tales of crazed groupies and working sessions involving ice cold frosty Bud Lights with a certain broadcaster prove both enlightening and provocative.

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We Brought A ZOU

04
Dec
2013
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The format of the Mizzou chant eerily resembles that of a knock-knock joke.  One large group yells “M-I-Z”.  Another large group responds with “Z-O-U”.  This complex cycle of human interaction usually continues until someone passes out from oxygen deficiency or sees something shiny.

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Missouri is nothing if not loyal.

04
Dec
2013
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ESPN's SportsNation released a digital survey yesterday that asked a very simple question: "Which team will win the SEC Championship game in Atlanta: Auburn or Missouri?" We sifted through our archives and discovered that this isn't the first time the state of Missouri remaining staunchly loyal in their online polling.

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The Blues teamed up with Hasbro to create a fun, family friendly crossword board game with a hockey theme.  Think of it as Scrabble with a few twists such as the inclusion of letters with umlauts and a power play mode.

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Cardinals sign PED user not named McGwire

25
Nov
2013
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Jhonny PEDralta (the “d” is silent) just signed a 4 year, $53M deal to become Pete Kozma’s backup at shortstop.  Most fan bases welcome the signing of a much-needed free agent with excitement and anticipation.  Not necessarily so in St. Louis.

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