Oh behave Tavon Austin Powers

24
Nov
2013
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Tavon Austin excels at scoring on the field.  Just ask the Colts and Bears.  He’s also putting his talents to use away from football.

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Peter Bourjos might be the first man to ever go from being surrounded by Angels to being surrounded by Cardinals and consider it an upgrade.

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Today marks the 50th anniversary of president John F. Kennedy’s assassination. In seemingly unrelated news, a half dollar coin buys you any number of tickets on Stub Hub to tomorrow’s Illinois-Purdue football game in West Lafayette, IN. The half dollar coin, as you know, bears the likeness of JFK. The half dollar coin, as you [...]

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The recent hate-fest between some of the internet’s typing heads and those darn, pesky St. Louis Cardinals (who apparently just win too darn much, darn it) rages on. First there was Deadspin’s Drew Magary and his passionate, yet eloquent dictum entitled: Why Your Cardinals Suck. Gosh, I don’t know why, but from the title I [...]

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Say what you will about Yasiel Puig's antics (we've said plenty), but by all accounts, he's an affable dude that is passionately involved in the Los Angeles community. On Monday afternoon, he invited approximately 50 kids into Dodger Stadium for a rare round of batting practice.

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Molina MVPeanuts shipments on hold

14
Nov
2013
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Operations at the MVPeanuts factory in Puerto Rico were going smoothly up until the greatly anticipated NL MVP award announcement.  That’s when Team Molina had to shift focus from launching a gourmet legume product to something else, because Yadier finished 3rd.

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Sure, he may be long gone, but Albert Pujols is still winning games for the St. Louis Cardinals. In fact, he’ll be winning many more games for the Cardinals in the years to come, as documented by the following jersey modification: Unless you’ve been living in a cave beneath the future site of Ballpark Village [...]

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The Atlanta Braves just confirmed that the team intends to leave Turner Field after 2016 and relocate to a new suburban ballpark.  Located just a few miles from downtown Atlanta, the stadium will “combine the aesthetic charm of a 65% capacity Turner with the stale urine smell of Fulton County Stadium”.   The field itself [...]

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In an unexpected and rather transparent gambit to dethrone Mike Matheny as the undisputed king of #MCM (Manager Candy Monday), the Detroit Tigers have hired Brad Ausmus as the team’s next manager. Well played, Tigers, but as Ric Flair famously said “To be the man, you must beat the man.”  While both men are certainly [...]

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After initial rumors that Jaime Garcia locked himself in a bathroom with an flight attendant, it was reported that there were mechanical issues with Cardinals' plane leaving St. Louis. Mechanical issues? Please. We know the real reason the plane couldn't leave St. Louis.

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