We Brought A ZOU

04
Dec
2013
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The format of the Mizzou chant eerily resembles that of a knock-knock joke.  One large group yells “M-I-Z”.  Another large group responds with “Z-O-U”.  This complex cycle of human interaction usually continues until someone passes out from oxygen deficiency or sees something shiny.

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Missouri is nothing if not loyal.

04
Dec
2013
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ESPN's SportsNation released a digital survey yesterday that asked a very simple question: "Which team will win the SEC Championship game in Atlanta: Auburn or Missouri?" We sifted through our archives and discovered that this isn't the first time the state of Missouri remaining staunchly loyal in their online polling.

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The Blues teamed up with Hasbro to create a fun, family friendly crossword board game with a hockey theme.  Think of it as Scrabble with a few twists such as the inclusion of letters with umlauts and a power play mode.

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Cardinals sign PED user not named McGwire

25
Nov
2013
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Jhonny PEDralta (the “d” is silent) just signed a 4 year, $53M deal to become Pete Kozma’s backup at shortstop.  Most fan bases welcome the signing of a much-needed free agent with excitement and anticipation.  Not necessarily so in St. Louis.

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Oh behave Tavon Austin Powers

24
Nov
2013
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Tavon Austin excels at scoring on the field.  Just ask the Colts and Bears.  He’s also putting his talents to use away from football.

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Peter Bourjos might be the first man to ever go from being surrounded by Angels to being surrounded by Cardinals and consider it an upgrade.

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Today marks the 50th anniversary of president John F. Kennedy’s assassination. In seemingly unrelated news, a half dollar coin buys you any number of tickets on Stub Hub to tomorrow’s Illinois-Purdue football game in West Lafayette, IN. The half dollar coin, as you know, bears the likeness of JFK. The half dollar coin, as you [...]

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The recent hate-fest between some of the internet’s typing heads and those darn, pesky St. Louis Cardinals (who apparently just win too darn much, darn it) rages on. First there was Deadspin’s Drew Magary and his passionate, yet eloquent dictum entitled: Why Your Cardinals Suck. Gosh, I don’t know why, but from the title I [...]

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Say what you will about Yasiel Puig's antics (we've said plenty), but by all accounts, he's an affable dude that is passionately involved in the Los Angeles community. On Monday afternoon, he invited approximately 50 kids into Dodger Stadium for a rare round of batting practice.

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Molina MVPeanuts shipments on hold

14
Nov
2013
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Operations at the MVPeanuts factory in Puerto Rico were going smoothly up until the greatly anticipated NL MVP award announcement.  That’s when Team Molina had to shift focus from launching a gourmet legume product to something else, because Yadier finished 3rd.

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