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Sure, he may be long gone, but Albert Pujols is still winning games for the St. Louis Cardinals. In fact, he’ll be winning many more games for the Cardinals in the years to come, as documented by the following jersey modification: Unless you’ve been living in a cave beneath the future site of Ballpark Village [...]

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The Atlanta Braves just confirmed that the team intends to leave Turner Field after 2016 and relocate to a new suburban ballpark.  Located just a few miles from downtown Atlanta, the stadium will “combine the aesthetic charm of a 65% capacity Turner with the stale urine smell of Fulton County Stadium”.   The field itself [...]

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In an unexpected and rather transparent gambit to dethrone Mike Matheny as the undisputed king of #MCM (Manager Candy Monday), the Detroit Tigers have hired Brad Ausmus as the team’s next manager. Well played, Tigers, but as Ric Flair famously said “To be the man, you must beat the man.”  While both men are certainly [...]

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After initial rumors that Jaime Garcia locked himself in a bathroom with an flight attendant, it was reported that there were mechanical issues with Cardinals' plane leaving St. Louis. Mechanical issues? Please. We know the real reason the plane couldn't leave St. Louis.

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After several failed attempts to draw attention to his body of work via Powerpoint presentations and fruit baskets, Shelby Miller has resorted to applying for his own job.  Submitted just hours ago, Miller’s rather impressive resume provides compelling evidence that he has recently excelled at throwing a baseball. Given the current condition of the St [...]

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Oh St. Louis Rams, bless your collective hearts. You are a franchise that just cannot catch a break. Playing your first Monday night game in seven years, the eyes of the St. Louis sports world should have been fixated solely on you today. Then the American League had to go and win the All-Star Game, [...]

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Mocking cancer victims on television during Game 4 of the World Series of Mostly American Baseball takes a special kind of maliciousness.  Using a Stand Up 2 Cancer sign to make a funny about a Molina having cancer requires next level wanton ignorance.  Hijacking a solemn dedication to cancer victims and cancer awareness for your [...]

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On the heels of the team’s crushing defeat in Game 2 of the World Series — and in the midst of an 8-city Mustache Mobile Tour to promote a study of facial hair discrimination in the workplace (MustacheStudy.com) — on October 24 the American Mustache Institute sent the following correspondence to Boston Red Sox Executive [...]

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Carlos Beltran played in 2064 regular season games and 45 postseason games before reaching the World Series.  After 16 long years and hundreds of “selfies”, he finally made it to the penultimate best-of-seven series.  Then he was nearly impaled by a Fenway wall in his first World Series game.  Bad Luck Beltran.  Pretty sure Alanis [...]

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With the World Series beginning tonight, we’re pleased to announce that we have teamed up with TiqIQ to bring you the “Rookies” app World Series contest.

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