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After several failed attempts to draw attention to his body of work via Powerpoint presentations and fruit baskets, Shelby Miller has resorted to applying for his own job.  Submitted just hours ago, Miller’s rather impressive resume provides compelling evidence that he has recently excelled at throwing a baseball. Given the current condition of the St [...]

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Oh St. Louis Rams, bless your collective hearts. You are a franchise that just cannot catch a break. Playing your first Monday night game in seven years, the eyes of the St. Louis sports world should have been fixated solely on you today. Then the American League had to go and win the All-Star Game, [...]

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Mocking cancer victims on television during Game 4 of the World Series of Mostly American Baseball takes a special kind of maliciousness.  Using a Stand Up 2 Cancer sign to make a funny about a Molina having cancer requires next level wanton ignorance.  Hijacking a solemn dedication to cancer victims and cancer awareness for your [...]

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On the heels of the team’s crushing defeat in Game 2 of the World Series — and in the midst of an 8-city Mustache Mobile Tour to promote a study of facial hair discrimination in the workplace (MustacheStudy.com) — on October 24 the American Mustache Institute sent the following correspondence to Boston Red Sox Executive [...]

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Carlos Beltran played in 2064 regular season games and 45 postseason games before reaching the World Series.  After 16 long years and hundreds of “selfies”, he finally made it to the penultimate best-of-seven series.  Then he was nearly impaled by a Fenway wall in his first World Series game.  Bad Luck Beltran.  Pretty sure Alanis [...]

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With the World Series beginning tonight, we’re pleased to announce that we have teamed up with TiqIQ to bring you the “Rookies” app World Series contest.

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As we enter perhaps the most heavily bearded World Series in history, with the heavily facial haired Boston Red Sox duking it out against the newly furried Cardinals, this week the American Mustache Institute (AMI) and Wahl Trimmers embark on what should be the most important scientific endeavor since 1991. Indeed, concerned about widespread claims of facial [...]

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Rams find QB savior in RAMBOW

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Before MRI results confirmed the worst for Sam Bradford, the St. Louis Rams were already scrambling to find a starting quarterback not named “Clemens”.  With news that Bradford (torn ACL) is lost for the year, the Rams have hastily moved in another direction.  Desperate and panicked, the team searched far and wide through the southeast [...]

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The Cardinals return home tonight hoping to throw the Los Angeles Dodgers overboard and secure their 19th pennant, more than any other National League franchise in the same city. (The Giants and Dodgers have won a few more overall, but not since switching coasts.) But who’s counting? No matter what happens in Game 6, or [...]

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Shelby Charles Miller is 6’3″, 215 pounds, 23 years old, and a stud pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.  You would think he’d be difficult to misplace, but he’s noticeably absent from the NLCS, and no mention has been made of him for nearly 2 weeks. Some have claimed to have seen him warming up [...]

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