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As we enter perhaps the most heavily bearded World Series in history, with the heavily facial haired Boston Red Sox duking it out against the newly furried Cardinals, this week the American Mustache Institute (AMI) and Wahl Trimmers embark on what should be the most important scientific endeavor since 1991. Indeed, concerned about widespread claims of facial [...]

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Rams find QB savior in RAMBOW

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Oct
2013
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Before MRI results confirmed the worst for Sam Bradford, the St. Louis Rams were already scrambling to find a starting quarterback not named “Clemens”.  With news that Bradford (torn ACL) is lost for the year, the Rams have hastily moved in another direction.  Desperate and panicked, the team searched far and wide through the southeast [...]

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The Cardinals return home tonight hoping to throw the Los Angeles Dodgers overboard and secure their 19th pennant, more than any other National League franchise in the same city. (The Giants and Dodgers have won a few more overall, but not since switching coasts.) But who’s counting? No matter what happens in Game 6, or [...]

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Shelby Charles Miller is 6’3″, 215 pounds, 23 years old, and a stud pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.  You would think he’d be difficult to misplace, but he’s noticeably absent from the NLCS, and no mention has been made of him for nearly 2 weeks. Some have claimed to have seen him warming up [...]

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Lost in his own thoughts about bad life decisions gone awry, the founder of the "Two Geographically Disparate Teams Without Logical Connection Fan" club sits alone on a crowded mass transportation vehicle staring blankly into the abyss.

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We're not sure why this video from the 2011 World Series is just now unveiling itself, but it's incredible. Apparently, if you want to elude jail time for field trespassing, all you need is an oversized tee ball uniform these days.

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Aw, Pittsburgh fans are cute.

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Oct
2013
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Our Michael Wacha graphic sat dormant for some time, especially as he made his way up and down from the Memphis Redbirds this season. As Wacha reappeared in Game 4 of the NLDS in Pittsburgh, the graphic also made a resurgence.

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Today the American Mustache Institute released its 2013 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, perhaps the most important award in the global award space. Yet ominously missing was St. Louis Rams Coach Jeff Fisher, the Mustached American icon whom I interviewed last year for ESPN – and man who is possibly the greatest cocksman this side [...]

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We here at JoeSportsFan would like to look this negatively in the face and honor one man last night that escaped a hero. That man is pictured here, wearing a 49ers Craig Dahl jersey. He went home alive. At least, as far as we know. Bold.

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St. Louis Joes: Vega Heartbreak

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Aug
2013
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In this edition of "St. Louis Joes", Jack Witthaus profiles Vega Heartbreak, a local artist responsible for crafting the anthem of the Cardinals' 2011 improbable playoff run en route to a World Series.

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