Just How Crappy Have the Pittsburgh Pirates Been for 18 Years?

The Pittsburgh Pirates intrigue us for one reason and one reason only. Okay, two reasons given those lovely stove pipes hats in the late-’70s. Those things were tremendous.

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The Pirates Clinched Their 18th Consecutive Losing Season; Give Away Crap

Easy on Pirates this week, kids. Their team sucks and so do their promotion giveaways.

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The Sliding Scale of Former Cardinals First Pitches…

Not every player gets the honor of throwing first pitches to Albert Pujols or Chris Carpenter.

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We’ve Seen the Future and it has Albert Pujols in St. Louis.

Five finalists have unveiled bold visions for an Arch Grounds makeover contest sponsored by the City of St. Louis…but only one of them has Albert Pujols in St. Louis.

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Kurt Warner and Denzel Washington Share a Striking Resemblance

You’re probably thinking of intriguing Hollywood actors to fill the role of Kurt Warner, aren’t you? Brenda Warner has the answer.

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The Brewers ’10 Bobblehead Schedule is Indicative of their Suckiness

It’s not an exact science, but the composition of a baseball team’s Bobblehead giveaway schedule is usually tied directly to their recent success. That’s right.  Bobbleheads. For the Cardinals, their ’10 promotional schedule includes Bobblehead giveaways for current ace Chris Carpenter as well as Hall of Fame inductee Whitey Herzog and speedster Vince Coleman as [...]

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Fan Hunting: This guy was in a fraternity.  Just ask him.

Not all men in the bleachers were in a fraternity. But thankfully, this man in St. Louis is very clear about his affiliations and we can mock unfettered.

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BR8KING NEWZ: Brandon Phillips Backtracks; Actually Meant “Tiny Female Dogs”

Brandon Phillips, the bombastic Reds infielder is now backing off his controversial statements from earlier this week, when he called the Cardinals “little bitches”.

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What This Morning’s Headline SHOULD Have Been…

Oh, how we long for the day when front page newspaper headlines show lack of restraint from saying what needs to be said…

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The One-Picture Preview: Cardinals vs. Reds

Because sometimes a picture speaks louder than words. Or, we’re just too lazy to write today. One of the two.

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