Rally Squirrel finishes Chasing Tail

Seeking to cash in during his 15 minutes of fame, Rally Squirrel has released an extremely detailed and sordid autobiography that will shock and awe you.  Tales of crazed groupies and working sessions involving ice cold frosty Bud Lights with a certain broadcaster prove both enlightening and provocative.

Co-written with the assistance of several Team Fredbird members, this popup book provides a glimpse behind the scenes of a mascot’s life.  Rally Squirrel simply isn’t human, because no man could keep up the pace set in “Chasing Tail”.


It’s a solid read, and the sequel, “50 Shades of Grey Squirrel”, is already in the works.

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