After a controversial staff revolt, The Sports Hernia Show has returned to ring in the new year with a few 2010 predictions that predictably go awry. The mere thought of some of the potential Super Bowl match-ups had us wondering what the ultimate jerkoff match-up might be, as well as Norv Turner's refusal to endorse Pro Activ Solution.

A scary look into the Gilbert Arenas card game shootout had us wondering what ever happened to solitaire, how there isn't a skit called "Oakley Don't Play That," and the inevitable and emotional pleas for Bron-Bron to come to New York.

Following brief looks at MLB and the NHL, it's an absolute must to take in our top moments of the decade. The key word for that one is A.C. Green.

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This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show dives ass first into the slowly developing and widely overlooked Tiger Woods story, the rapidly evaporating assets of Latrell Sprewell and Antoine Walker, the impressive sucktidude of the New Jersey Nets as well as their new ray of hope, renowned ass-smacking Adonis, Kiki Vandeweghe, and how a jump shot could be considered a signature move. Closing things out, of course, is a little in-game booze with Ron Artest as we wander off to his emotional, "Michael, Michael, Michael" tribute.

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This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show does an impressive swan dive into the intriguing Cleveland Browns mess while wondering when Buddy Ryan will give his weeping son an uppercut. We also look at the Larry Johnson/Bengals nuptials, Melky Cabrera's ability to score pornstars without speaking, the next hellish stop for the Iverson debacle, and the joyful experience that is a New Jersey Nets game.

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This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show dives headfirst into the nationwide deflating Jets erection, the mysteries of Connecticut and Pat Sajak's hair, breaking down the Chargers' offense with uncanny accuracy, and the passing of one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of the earth.

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After spending a week studying Daryl Strawberry's nostrils, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode six is now up and can be played right here, thanks to that convenient play button.

Among the topics discussed amidst the celebration of Major League Baseball were the Browns awfulness, Brady Quinn and his big 'ole pipes, the inspiring Jamarcus Russell, the throwing prowess of Major Harris (!), the fistpumping Josh McDaniels, announcing with a protective cup, and a baby with Hube Brown's hair.

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After spending a week studying Tim Teufel's hypnotizing batting stance, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode five is now up and can be conveniently played right here, thanks to a very inventive play button.

Among the topics discussed amidst the general bitching and moaning were the inspiring Brett Favre national suck-off, Ron Jaworski and Joe Morgan's fish tank destiny, the possible purchase and likely snorting of the St. Louis Rams by Rush Limbaugh, and the MLB playoffs which somehow included the Pittsburgh Pirates.

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After spending a week at David Wright and Paul Lo Duca's cosponsored eyebrow waxing camp, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode four is now up in the form of this snazzy, convenient play button.

Among the topics discussed amidst the Hernia congo line were Rex Ryan's teeth, the immediately painful coverage of the Mark "San-chise" era, Eric Mangini's special connection with his players, and how a dude could possibly own 400k worth of jewlery.

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