It’s time to let go, Davis Payne [BLUES]
Dear Davis Payne,
It’s time to shave off that patch of hair on the front of your head. It’s a gotsta-go.
At first, we thought it was a tattoo of a hockey puck, but we’ve recently received confirmed that it’s not.
Now, we can’t decide which is more frightening:
- The actual patch of follicle scraps of the top of your noggin’
- The assumption that the head coach of the Blues doesn’t watch game film
In the mirror, this secluded island of fur gives the impression of a thick, lustrous head of hair. Yet, aerial footage reveals a slightly harsher reality. Watch the game films, Davis. It will do wonders for that noggin’….and as an added benefit, perhaps you can figure out why your team can’t hold a 3rd period lead.
It’s a win-win.