St. Louis Blues head coach Davis Payne listens…
Last year when it became apparent that the Blues weren’t going to make the playoffs, we directed our efforts to fruitless endeavors and immature tomfoolery surrounding our local hockey team. Yeah, so it wasn’t much different than any other day. Whatever.
One such effort was a plea to Blues head coach Davis Payne to shave the mysterious island of hair on the front of his coconut.
Well, the Blues first (televised) game of the season occurred this past weekend and we’re happy to report that Payne’s refuge of hair follicles has disappeared.
While we head off to update our résumé, we’ll leave you wondering if there’s anything that the internet can’t achieve.
Now talk amongst yourselves.