Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey — Chris Carpenter Holds A Press Conference

Hello, I am Alex Fritz. I like to play with LEGOs. Last year, I played with LEGOs on SBNation St Louis. The people who own that site (and/or BIG INTERNET) decided to shut it down, probably around the time they realized they were paying a 32 year old man to play with LEGOs. I didn’t go to business school, but it seems like something that was probably covered. Makes sense.

So, now I’m playing with LEGOs here. At JoeSportsFan. The website you are currently reading. On the internet. You’re still reading this? Honestly that’s kind of surprising. I’m not really going anywhere. Stop it.

If you are unfamiliar with the corner of the universe that is Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey, this is a hyperlink that will take you to the archives. You’ll find a lot of plot holes. Don’t worry about those.

Thank you for reading my introduction. I hope you enjoy this episode, which begins immediately following this paragraph. Why am I still wri–

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