Carlos Beltran played in 2064 regular season games and 45 postseason games before reaching the World Series. After 16 long years and hundreds of “selfies”, he finally made it to the penultimate best-of-seven series. Then he was nearly impaled by a Fenway wall in his first World Series game. Bad Luck Beltran. Pretty sure Alanis Morissette wrote a really terrible song about such things.
Regardless, the events of yesterday evening may have some of you searching for a useful distraction or focal point for your misguided rage. We’re offering neither. What we do have is something slightly more amusing than the thought of Jon Lester’s walkup music being something by the Goo Goo Dolls.
So hit the “turbo” button on that CPU, connect your dot matrix printer, and wait 20 minutes for your very own copy of “PostCards Bingo” to hit the floor.