CHLOE!!! Send the box score to my PDA, dammit!!!
Our fan hunters know no bounds.
They permeate across Busch Stadium and beyond. And yes, even in Washington DC where fans of any allegiance are few and far between. One such fan hunter submitted the following shot from last night’s Cards/Nats game via Twitter.
This violates about 39 different jersey rules, but frankly, I don’t care. Love me some Jack Bauer.
Earlier in the game, this guy was asked for identification at the concession stand – at which point, he hoped over the counter…choke-slammed the volunteer vendor…tore off the spout to a mustard container…jammed it in the vendor’s upper thigh and screamed, “WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?”
A story like that has to be true.